Kevin

THERAPEUTIC ASSISTANT · CERTIFIED GOOD BOY · MASTER OF SMILES

Kevin is not your average co-therapist—he’s a 90-pound bundle of joy, fur, and heart. As our most beloved therapeutic assistant, Kevin brings warmth, presence, and the kind of support you can only get from a gentle, drooly, four-legged friend.

A proud graduate of Doggin’ Around and Winchester Goldens, Kevin earned his Obedience Credential in 2016 and hasn’t stopped helping people heal ever since. His professional affiliations include the Cuteness Society and the Ball Fetching Consortium, where he holds senior-level status (unofficially, but universally recognized).

Kevin specializes in emotional attunement, lap leaning, and eye contact that melts even the hardest days. His calming energy is known to lower stress levels, encourage vulnerability, and spark laughter—sometimes all at once. He has an uncanny ability to know when you need a nuzzle, a paw, or simply a quiet presence nearby.

Life Lessons According to Kevin

  • Drink a lot of water before eating

  • Wiggle when you greet people

  • Get at least 2 walks a day… they can be short if you’re not feeling it

  • Sample food from others’ plates when they aren’t looking

  • Pizza is the best treat EVER

  • Nap

  • Relax in the grass

  • Know that you are gorgeous and strut a little

  • Play with balloons

  • Chase after the things that matter, but don’t easily give them away

  • Nap again

  • Ask for what you need (or want)

  • Don’t expect everything from humans… they’re doing the best they can

  • It’s okay to growl—cats don’t always know when they’re pushing your boundaries

  • Poop at least twice a day

  • Remember that humans are weird, needy creatures who may demand more than you’re willing to give… be friendly, but hold your boundaries—it’s okay to redirect them to playing outside.

Education:

  • Doggin’ Around and Winchester Goldens

Affiliations:

  • Cuteness Society

  • Ball Fetching Consortium

Credentials:

  • Obedience Credential

Fee:

  • Due to his demanding nap schedule and beach therapy sessions, Kevin has limited availability. He does not take insurance, but rest assured, he’s worth every penny.

    Session Fee: $450/session (Unable to accept insurance)

    Availability: Highly selective. Must pass the vibe check.

Fun Fact:

“If it is round, I will chase it. If it is edible, it will be eaten.” – Kevin